FUNNY ANIMALS (limerick)

"cute cat" "cute kitty" "cute" "cat" "kitty" "kitten"
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There once was a cat with nine lives,
That lived with a litter of wives,
No kitten as son,
No mittens that run,

Lone dad he be if he survives. 



A dog sat by wagging his tail,
Loud blast and he started to wail,
Crawled under a chair, 
 
Sounds followed him there,
With ear-plugs, he hid in a pail.

"dog" "puppy" "doggie" "cute doggie" "cute dog" "cut puppy" "cute" "sad" "Sad dog" "sad puppy" "depressed"
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"animated frog" "cartoon frog" "frog catching insect" "frog catching fly" "frog flicking his tongue out"
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A frog, a sweet prey it did spy,
It flicked out its tongue for a fly,
The food was divine,
Like honey with wine,
But eagles do watch in the sky.



"horse" "Black horse" "Majectic horse" "beautiful horse"
A horse it did gallop and neigh,
I got on its back, it said nay,
From high, a great fall,
Not funny at all,
Walked crooked and dazed the whole day.


"cute bear" "bear with her family" "bear" "bear family" "family"

A bear held me tight in its grip,
I bolted to give it the slip,
Was right behind me,
Played dead to get free,

Wish I had not gone on that trip. 
29 Sept 2009
 

(Limerick - humorous poem - five anapestic lines. 
Lines 1, 2 and 5 - seven to ten syllables that rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 - five to seven syllables that rhyme.

The rhythm of this limerick is:
da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA da da DA



AN ACCIDENT (double ethere)

"Car Crash" "Car Crash Gif" "Animated Car Crash" "accident" "car"
Screech……
Bang! Crash!
Two cars smashed,
Both drivers lax,
Glass shatters, blood drips,
Gashes on heads and lips.
Gasps, expletives, screams and shrieks!
Tow trucks chug by expectantly,
Crowd shuffles round, mutters audibly,
As traffic comes to a halt, watches tick.

Sirens wail! Police heed the distress call,
They whistle, bark their commands to all,
Paramedics snip in deft haste,
Victims zoomed to a safe place,
Measuring tapes roll right,
Cars lugged out of sight,
Jams disappear,
In a flash,
All is
Clear.


10 July 2008




Onomatopoeia - Words made from "sounds"
Doube Ethere - One syllable line ending with 10 syllable lines